SHREKPOSTING CUZ ANOTHER 8 HOUR SHIFT

Man, this schlep really drains. I'm so busted I could just curl up. All I wanna do is slurp some soda and stare at the wall for days. But first, gotta share a few Onion Knight memes to defeat the pain. Existence is a real journey, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about drive, about scalin